Friday Fact or Fiction: The “Sex Talk”

1. This Sunday at Graystone, I will be sharing 6 Principles from  Song of Songs 4:1-16 for having GREAT SEX.

2. We will not record this message or post it online, because I do not want my mom, mother-in-law, Aunt Sissy or Julia to watch it.  Sorry ladies.  I love you, but I’m too uncomfortable sharing this if I think you might hear it.  So, if YOU want to hear my message, you better be at Graystone on Sunday, March 25, at 9:00, 10:30 or noon.

3. I will be answering the frequency question: “How many times a week is normal?”  Let me just say that 16 times a week is NOT normal.  I’ll share more on Sunday.

4. “Kyle and the Band” will be opening the service with a popular Adele song. So, if you like Adele (your a woman, wear skinny jeans, metrosexual, or you just like good music), you do not want to be late.  I’m not sure if I mentioned this, but are services start PRECISELY on time at 9:00, 10:30 and noon.  And I know, I had a typo in my mass email with the wrong service times.  There is no need to keep reminding me of it.

5.  I will encourage all the ladies to pull a “Gomer Pyle” on their husbands.  If you do not know what this is, I will explain it on Sunday.  Men, you definitely want to be at Graystone on Sunday, and you want to make sure your wife is there with you.  And bring your checkbooks.  We will be taking the offering up at the end of the service, and I’m pretty sure you’re going to be motivated to give.  Also, you will probably want to thank your pastor by getting something special for him.   I like gift cards, tickets to sporting event, and cold hard cash.  You are welcome!

Categories: Graystone Church, Humor

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