Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Once, Twice, Three Times a Service
Posted in Graystone Church, Humor on February 27, 2012 | 1 Comment »
Busting at the Seams
Posted in Graystone Church, Humor, Vision, Volunteers on February 6, 2012 | 2 Comments »
My big announcement yesterday at Graystone was that we are adding a 3rd service. Over the last few months, God has grown Graystone Church by over 30%. We are pretty full in the 9:30 service and have reached capacity in the 11:00 service, especially in the children’s area. So, instead of building more buildings, we [...]
Friday Five: 5 Things Going On at Graystone
Posted in Graystone Church, Humor, Prayer, Vision on February 3, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
1. The Prestons, Caudells and Chris are moving to Wilmington, VT this week to start Valleytown Church. They are loading up the Uhaul trucks today. The men are leaving in the trucks at 4AM Saturday. They will find a place to live when they get there. The women and children are flying up on Wednesday. [...]
Friday Fact or Fiction
Posted in Graystone Church, Humor, Random, Sports on January 13, 2012 | 4 Comments »
1. Last night, 28 mph winds blew our basketball goal over the fence and into our neighbor’s yard. It is toast. 2. Today, there were snow flurries in Atlanta. 3. Our Graystone men’s basketball team beat a bunch of college age kids last night. I was the oldest guy on the court, and I almost [...]
Friday Fact or Fiction
Posted in Graystone Church, Humor on January 6, 2012 | 2 Comments »
1. I finished my sermon at 1:15AM Friday. 2. Ice Ice Baby is leading the poll as the favorite feature song of 2011. 3. Jessie is making her acting debut this Sunday at Graystone. 4. We still have the snow machines so we are putting them to good use this Sunday. 5. Kyle from KATB [...]
New Message Series, Old School, begins Sunday
Posted in Graystone Church, Humor, Vision on January 4, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
#2 in 2011: Write a Blurb Contest
Posted in Bible, Discipleship/Spiritual Growth, Humor, Random on December 30, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
(Link to original post with comments) Regularly on my blog, I have “create a caption contests” in regards to pictures that I find humorous or interesting. Well, I think the below video is interesting, funny and full of spiritual meaning. I would love to hear your insights and comments. So, let’s have a “write a [...]
#8 in 2011: Singles, I’m starting Johnny’s Matchmaking Mission.
Posted in Humor, Prayer, Random on December 24, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
(Link to original post with comments) After seeing all the post-it note prayer requests with so many people trusting God for “a wife” or “a husband”, I have decided to start Johnny’s Matchmaking Mission. Now, my approach will be nothing like dating services such as eHarmony, match.com, speed dating, or a megachurch single’s ministry. Basically, [...]
Friday Fact or Fiction: Graystone Christmas Eve Services
Posted in Graystone Church, Humor, tagged Christmas Eve on December 23, 2011 | 1 Comment »
To say that we are pumped about Christmas Eve at Graystone would be a gross understatement. We have been planning these services for months. There are 3 identical services at 2:00, 3:30, and 5:00PM. 10 things that may or may NOT happen at our Christmas Eve services: 1. Angels will echo. 2. There will be [...]
Don’t miss Christmas Eve at Graystone Church!
Posted in Graystone Church, Humor on December 20, 2011 | 1 Comment »





