Jennifer talked on the phone with a first-time visitor to Graystone who was previously involved in other churches. He said that they were “shopping for a new church” and went on to list out the features they were looking for in a new car church: a late 11:00 service a rock star church with contemporary [...]
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Shopping for a New Church
Posted in Graystone Church, Humor on May 17, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
The Man Series
Posted in Bible, Graystone Church, Humor, Sports, tagged Men, participation trophies on May 16, 2012 | 1 Comment »
I’m loving our Beautiful message series. If you missed week one, you can watch it here. This series for women is great and much needed, but after Tuesday morning’s planning session, I think The Man Series will be the best series in the history (7.5 years) of Graystone Church. During The Man Series we will [...]
Friday 5: What’s going on in Johnny’s world?
Posted in Graystone Church, Humor, Miracles on May 4, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
1. Yesterday, my barber asked if he could trim my eyebrows. I ask, “What eyebrows?” Facial hair is not my forte. Speaking of facial hair, I absolutely love the new show Duck Dynasty. They make me want to grow a beard and blow things up, which is some of what we will be doing during [...]
Appropriate Attire for Jersey Day at Graystone
Posted in Graystone Church, Humor, Missions/Outreach, Random, Sports on April 26, 2012 | 8 Comments »
Jersey Day at Graystone Church is one of my favorite days of the year. I would put it up there with Christmas Eve, Easter, and Baptism Celebrations. I know that each of you are extremely passionate about it as well and like to show support for your favorite team. With the fever pitch of Jersey [...]
Friday 5: This Week at Graystone
Posted in Graystone Church, Humor, tagged Guns and Roses, Hunger Games, Krispy Kreme on April 20, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
1. I’m not sure what Coach Larry and Coach Terry have been doing, but they are swinging by Graystone on Sunday morning to give us some words of encouragement and motivation. 2. You might want to eat breakfast before church this Sunday. If not, you will get real hungry. Week 2 of Hunger Games should [...]
What is your favorite food?
Posted in Bible, Discipleship/Spiritual Growth, Graystone Church, Humor on April 17, 2012 | 6 Comments »
Now, when it comes to food, I’m not too picky. Ask Jennifer. I’m pretty much happy and thankful with anything she puts on the table. Now, she is becoming a much better cook over time…not that she is old or that she was a bad cook when we first got married…oh, she cooks/bakes that best [...]
Friday 5: Random Thoughts
Posted in Graystone Church, Humor on April 13, 2012 | 3 Comments »
1. As far a commitment to God goes, I personally think attending church the Sunday after Easter is more important than attending Easter Sunday. I mean, doesn’t EVERYONE go to church on Easter? I would love to see some CEO’s get on a 2 week church attendance streak. I’m really curious to see how many [...]
Let’s Catch Up: 10 Random Thoughts
Posted in Graystone Church, Humor on March 28, 2012 | 3 Comments »
1. This may be a little conservative, but there were 47,000 people at the Easter Egg Hunt Sunday. Wow! A big shout out goes to Katie Landress and her entire team. As usual, Jessie spent the majority of her time in the petting zoo. I’m pretty sure not all of the animals made it out [...]
Friday Fact or Fiction: The “Sex Talk”
Posted in Graystone Church, Humor on March 23, 2012 | 1 Comment »
1. This Sunday at Graystone, I will be sharing 6 Principles from Song of Songs 4:1-16 for having GREAT SEX. 2. We will not record this message or post it online, because I do not want my mom, mother-in-law, Aunt Sissy or Julia to watch it. Sorry ladies. I love you, but I’m too uncomfortable [...]
Friday 50: Haiti, Goats, A Naked Woman, Easter Eggs, March Madness, Bruno Mars, How to Have An Affair & More
Posted in Graystone Church, Humor, Missions/Outreach, Monday Download, Random, Sports, Vision, tagged Adele, Bruno Mars, Cee Lo Green, Easter, Haiti, March Madness, The Voice on March 16, 2012 | 1 Comment »
1. I ate goat in Haiti. 2. They cook the entire animal. I’m not sure what part I ate. My guess is ankle? 3. At the mission, they cook on an open campfire. 4. $20/month feeds a kid at the school for a month and gives him/her a Christian education. 5. The teachers were very [...]
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